Basically ur a nerd if...
1.ur socks are longer than ur wee-wee
2.ur glasses make up half ur weight
3.u were jumping in joy in telling ur mommy how u grew ur first hair at age 15
4.when someone askes u about ur hobbies, u desperately try to think of something other than video games and homework
5.ur idea of porn is a naked picture of sailor moon
6.ur strongest muscle is ur fingers since u totally "PWNZOR AT TEH COUNTERSTRIKEZORS WIT UR L33T FINGERS FLYING AROUND TEH KEYBOARD WIF OWNAGEZ"
7.u have trouble socializing unless its over gaming with random strangers
8.you ACTUALLY use words like "pwnzor, owned!, l33t, and lol" in real life
Bob: "woah look theres a skinny 5th grader on the high school campus."
Joe: "no, he's actually a sophomore."
Bob: "wow he's so small and skinny, what a nerd!"