83 definitions by KImCobain
Someones who get drunk and stoned and engage in heavy philosophical conversations with nothing to back up their opinions other than their primal sincerity.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
Extreme Nirvana fans - still followers of Kurt Cobain. Usually own great collectible Fender guitars including JagStang or Mustang that sit in a closet collecting dust, refusing to part with them for "nostalgic" reasons.
If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.
If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.
by KImCobain March 10, 2015
A person who is too lazy to get into a full fledged university, and settles for community college instead. He or she defends the decision by saying such things as "I needed time to decide my major" or "I was going to apply to UConn but my application was lost." Usually this scary underachiever goes on to drop out or flunk out of the most basic intro courses and ends up spending at least 4 years dicking around and running up student loans without ever accomplishing anything or graduating.
by KImCobain February 20, 2015
A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
An anorexic bulimic. A woman with no self esteem who ties her entire existence to having the appearance of a skeleton.
by KImCobain March 4, 2015
An annoying and obnoxious phrase uttered by the simple minded, who don't think before they speak. It's a manner of habit for most who use it.
by KImCobain April 22, 2015
by KImCobain February 11, 2015