7 definitions by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L.
King spazoid is the guy in Colorado,who rules the spazoidian empire. Always willing to listen and help all who truly seek peace and unity.
by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008
A spazoid is a person who is the opposite of an analzoid,a person who seeks truth and justice. Some qualities of the mighty spazoid are dorkness,nerdlyness,and geekyness.A spazoid does not dribble shit,an analzoid dribbles shit.Another reedeming attribute of the mighty spazoid is the ability to love oneself and the universe.
"Wow that King Spazoid really has many answers that humanity has been searching for for thousands of years."
by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008
Did you see that guy on that mountain bike? He was doing thirty miles an hour peddling backwards,what a spazmobile!
by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008
Spazmaster supreme is the other guy in Colorado,who is the chief advisor to King Spazoid ,and source of sacred knowledge.
"The king always checks with Spazmaster Supreme before making any important decision, that is standard operating procedure."
by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008
A common asshole, the enemy of the spazoidian empire, analzoids can be very deceptive often acting as if they are spazoids.Often very egotistical and full of shit.
One whose head has been swallowed by his anus, therefore his brain is clouded with shit. "that guy is such an analzoid you can't even see his head!"
by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 22, 2008
A spazoidian slip is when the mighty spazoid slips into an analzoidian frame of mind,not permanent, and can be used as a building block to strengthen the mind to become a better spazoid.
"The last couple of days I had a major spazoidian slip,it was scary, but my stronger,new and beautiful being emerged."
by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 25, 2008
"my doctor prescribed me these blue pills,and when the wind blows they give me a major woodrow wilson for hours on end!"
by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008