4 definitions by KDTC

When boobs aren't as fantastic in the flesh as they look beneath clothes.

See: Bad News
Me: "Whoa, check out the boobs on her! I'm in love!"

Mate: "Dude, she's bood news."

Me: "Nooooooooo..!"
by KDTC August 20, 2015
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"Fuck off Joe"

The shortest way to tell your mate Joe to FROBA... 'Cause everybody knows a Joe...

hashtag fuck fuckoff
Meanwhile on whatsapp...

Joe: "Smashed the Dreamteam league this week!!!"
Chum 1: "Grumble."
Chum 2: "Grumble."
Chum 3: "Grumble."

Joe: "At this rate, you lads will be paying for my new kitchen!"
Chum 1: "#FOJ"
Chum 2: "#FOJ"
Chum 3: "#FOJ"
by KDTC February 18, 2016
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A self-righteous hissy fit including the over-inflation of any minor issue
*By the water-cooler, in an office far far away*
Chum 1: "I heard that the accounts team changed the air con temperature down by 1 degree celcius this morning."
Chum 2: "WHAT!!! THEY DID WHAT?! DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ANYONE IN THIS BUILDING?! I SWEAR, THOSE LOT IN ACCOUNTS ARE ALWAYS TURNING THE AIR CON DOWN! IT'S FREEZING, THAT ACCOUNTS TEAM ARE A CLIQUE IF YOU ASK ME. THIS IS A FARCE! I'M COMPLAINING TO MANAGEMENT! THEY ARE CREATING SO MUCH IN-FIGHTING!!!! OMG!!!!"
*over on the accounts team pod*
Chum 3: <to Chum 4> "Seen that over there? Our new accounts clerk is having right old carn-out"
Chum 4: <to Chum 3> "Meh, I told him I was turning the air con down before I did it..."
by KDTC August 22, 2019
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Unambiguously continuing to talk about a topic or subject without prompt or input from anyone in the vicinity.
*On a text/voice chat, in a galaxy far far away*

Chum 1: "Have you seen the film Pulp Fiction?"
Chum 1: "It's great, so much happens and the story is all over the place."
Chum 1: "It's got bible references and everything, I've always wanted to read the bible"

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "He's carning on again..."

Chum 3: <to Chum 2, privately> "Genuinely just wish he's stfu, he just going on and on"
Chum 1: "I hear that most kids these days just skip to the doom and gloom parts about the end of the world"

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "and on..."
Chum 1: "I wonder if Trump will cause the end of the world..."

Chum 2: <to Chum 3, privately> "and on......"
Chum 1: "I mean, this trade war is pretty bad, but it could get worse

Chum 3: <to Chum 2, privately> "and on!"
by KDTC August 22, 2019
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