What you say when you want someone to fondle your nipples. Normally used in an erotic sexual situation between a male and female, with the female proclaiming: "suck my tits", and the male responding by placing the protruding little niblets of flesh into his mouth and then proceeding to suck and fondle using the tongue, thus leaving the bitch asking for more tit-sucking, since she's so god damn invigorated. happy endings usually occur in cases similar to above. if you don't get a happy ending, fuck off, you're a fucking chode, and need to learn a lesson or two about sucking tits.
chester- "so ann, wanna fuck
in my car?"
ann- "only if you suck my tits like you did last time!"
chester- "I'll suck the hell out of them bitch
. I'll suck them so hard you'll have nipple rash
ann- "oh chester!"
what happens from either:
1. too much nipple sucking/fondling during sexy time
2. shreddin' all day and in most cases on a surfboard that has sand rubbed in with the wax, thus making your nips chapped and rough like a dry twat. this fucking hurts, you fucking mung scooper.
chester- "dude, I've got nipple rash off the yang
fucking jeffrey-"your a faggot
, man, has ann been sucking your nipples
again? I told you it's the other way around, you're supposed to suck hers"
chester-"no dude, not this time, I surfed all day today and my nips are bloody like your moms vagina
at the end of the month"
Everything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.
Kory- "isn't that unagi roll good?"
Cameron- "it was awesome. very good flavor"
Kory-"How would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?"
Cameron-"I'd give it a Jong."