A guy who has meaningless, I say I care about your life and feelings now so I can get you naked later tonight after I deliver a massive dose of hot face goo so you feel special then say your mom was way better and get the hell out and never ever think about you again (except dime piece strippers, they get a call back) , sex with copious amounts of woman for satisfaction and a higher ranking amoung peers in the social hierarchy.
•Mom: You never come by the house any more! Are the 3 naked gingers in the hot tub over 18? How was finals week?
•College son: I know 2 are 21, the other one is questionable at best. It went along half decent I guess. Drank 4 kegs and only banged like 16-17 slutty sluts for the whole week, less than average but..... Whatever. I'm gonna go get hammered and watch Eastbound & Down, they'll wait!!! Love ya.
•Mom: Oh lawdy!! Your a man whore just like your father was until our honeymoon!! You Beta guys are all the same, Outlaws!!