4 definitions by JustinTheWanker

De ultimate form of chatting cat. If u got real tallics any girl would low u de poom poom. Pick up lines are not tallics. If u talk to a female n dem wan get lash by u, das tallics.
Dat man lash da big batty milf? He got rl tallics yuh.
Corvon lash da slim thick ting? He pun the duttiest tallics b.
by JustinTheWanker January 21, 2022
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The irrational fear of confetti. Those with decency and rationale fear confetti. When ever confetti is seen the thoughts “this will never be fully cleaned” and “the person who will have to clean this will have a hellacious day”. People with a conscience do not use confetti not only as it makes them uncomfortable but because they care about others. People who say they like confetti are foolish, dumb, stupid, idiotic, contumelious, pretentious, ostentatious among other things but should not be hated due to the high possibility they have an underlying mental illness. Confetti is sin. Confetti is hell. It is not worth your salvation.
Wow. He uses confetti, quite disgruntling.
She likes confetti?? Disgusting

I heard he is a Normal Human Being and exhibits Normal Human Behaviour . What an example of how to behave.
by JustinTheWanker December 28, 2022
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Very Intelligent and rational person. Always knows exactly what is most important and has a massive penis. Gets all the hoes and doesn't have stds. Good at everything he does but doesnt try hard cuz he knows it doesn't matter. Big penis.
Wow. I get no hoes. I wish I was more of a CORVON
by JustinTheWanker May 15, 2021
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A masochistic wankers that prolly gets off to shoving curry up his arse. Loves it when grannies suck his back red.
by JustinTheWanker March 8, 2021
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