2 definitions by Justin Appropriate
The Igor Walk is when you run out of toilet paper mid-shit, and you have to make the trip to get more. You don't want to smear shit on your cheeks, so you walk a little bowlegged and hunched over, similar to how Doctor Frankenstein's assistant, Igor, walks.
No one was around to get Justin Credible fresh toilet paper, so he had to do the Igor Walk to get a fresh roll.
by Justin Appropriate February 22, 2014
A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.
Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!
by Justin Appropriate October 20, 2014