111 definitions by Justicewithtacosandweed

A man who’s a complete sarcastic king. Originating from the character of the same name from Need For Speed Heat.
Is this your car?
Yes sir-
YES OFFICER!
Quite a Shaw you are.
by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019
Get the Shaw mug.
The ultimate revival of something that has been dead for a while.

Originating from the success of Need For Speed Heat.
Are you ready for the summer bash this year?
Uh. It was fuckinf lame last year!

Don’t worry. It will be a Heat this year! I heard they invited more people.
by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019
Get the Heat mug.
People would rather hate than tolerate cause it's easier.
by Justicewithtacosandweed July 12, 2020
Get the Hate mug.
To have a slapping fest with someone while naked.
Me and my friend had a skinny slapping contest last night to see who could handle the most slaps
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
Get the Skinny slapping mug.
People who act condescending, try to give dorky advice to kids, act like they know everything even if they have to make up facts. Are basically vengeful in nature.
Guy 1: I used to date this girl until she become venger and dumped me.
Guy 2: She’s a fucking venger.

Guy 1: Never date venger.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 23, 2019
Get the Venger mug.
A type of shopping cart race that takes place like where shopping cart racing is supposed to place in. A store, or a mall, and it’s either a circuit or sprint where you have to drift constantly by yourself the whole race in order to achieve your personal longest drift chain without stopping.

The more you drift, and the faster you go, the better you do. If you come into contact with the walls, your drift ends, and you will have to start the event all over again from the beginning.

This can be done alone, or with friends who take turns keeping track of each their drift chains.
I did a Shopping Drift Trial by myself at Walmart and I did the best drift out of all my friends on my shopping cart racing gang.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
Get the Shopping Drift Trial mug.
The fetish to anything that is fleshy, or fleshy or big and holdable in nature other then the breasts and buttocks.
1: I had dated this girl and we had sex and she started loving my calves, and then my nose, and biceps.
2: Oh, she’s a total fleshy flesher.
1: I kind of like this though.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Get the Fleshy flesher mug.