1 definition by JustAnotherAsshole

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When your great-aunt wipes her ass with 50 dollar bills, but eats cat food because she can't find her god damn CPP cheque.
"Chef's Dinner is on for 48 cents at the Zellers!"

"We were talking about my college fund Aunt Margaret"

"Friskies! At the Zellers!"

*mutters* "Hurry up and die ya senile old hag"
#canada pension plan #friskies #senility #smelly apartment #cats
by JustAnotherAsshole July 23, 2011
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