2) A Porn movie. safely named 'Dutch Comedy' because the Dutch are not noted for their humor, or indeed, their film industry. when they do make a film, it's probably dark and depressing, but they do make great porn movies!
Dave: 'Are you doing anything tonight?'
Wayne: 'Yep! My girlfriend's away, so I've got a new Dutch Comedy from America and a box of tissues. I'm going to self abuse until I cum blood.'