Definitions by Just Touch It

Bakerloo Breeze 

The farts you encounter before an imminent turd, not unlike the warm breeze felt when waiting on the platform of a tube station as a train approaches. The "train" in this case is your stool, & the tube is your anus.

The Bakerloo Breeze is a sure fire signal you must Drop the Kids Off at the Pool

Bakerloo Breeze by Just Touch It December 2, 2004

up the no no 

To have anal sex. See also Council Gritter , Gary Glitter

No no refers to the usual response from a Thai hooker when the request to take her up the Council Gritter is made

"It was my birthday yesterday so the missus let me take her up the no no"

up the no no by Just Touch It December 2, 2004