Definitions by JusCallMeBag

Balm Diggity 

A balm, revolutionary and exceptional in all facets of its application.

Nice balm.

Good stuff, no doubt.

The Balm Diggity, I'd say.

Balm Diggity by JusCallMeBag April 26, 2015

Chive Turkey 

One who spends an immense amount of time using the chive.

Me: What are you doing?
Steve: Chiving.
Me: You've been on the chive for a minute.
Steve: Like three hours.
Me: ...Chive Turkey.

Chive Turkey by JusCallMeBag January 28, 2013