11 definitions by Junkyardjimbo88

XPW

A crappy federation that is a rip-off of ECW, and has very bad announcers and wrestlers

XPW is a horrible wrestling federation

by Junkyardjimbo88 August 16, 2003

Scorpions

The best rock band ever with kick ass songs like The Wind of Change, Big City Nights, and The Zoo

I saw the scorps in concert on the Unbreakable tour, and it fuckin rocked!

by Junkyardjimbo88 May 25, 2005

charles bronson

The best actor to have ever lived. Who starred in kick ass movies such as Death Wish 1-5, Murphy's Law, and the Magnificent Seven

Charles Bronson could kick the shit out of Vin Diesel, Tom Cruise, and Matt Damon with his eyes closed.

by Junkyardjimbo88 August 6, 2005

MUF

Mandatory Ugly Friend

Every woman has a MUF

by Junkyardjimbo88 June 28, 2003