Juni Cortez's definitions

sex

THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MUST HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Juni Cortez January 21, 2009

World War 1

the war before World War 2. Nothing else related this is well known.

woman: What happened in World War 1?
man: I have no fucking clue.

by Juni Cortez January 23, 2009

Firecrotch

Paris Hilton's red haired midget cat that my friend, Courtney now owns after she quit working for Paris because she was being a bitch. Paris named the cat this because the cat has red pubes, and she wanted to make fun of Lindsey Lohan.

My friend owns Paris's cat, Firecrotch.

by Juni Cortez January 21, 2009

eastern europe

I think Dracula lives here. I don't know anything else about this place.

None of the countrys in eastern europe are famous.

by Juni Cortez January 23, 2009