2 definitions by Jums (sps)

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂
Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair
by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019
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When your testicles are very itchy and you must beat it with a hammer to resolve the itchiness.
"What the hell are you doing Jordan" "I'm beating my testicles with a hammer, because i have the jums!"
by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019
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