1 definition by JujitsuParrot
Bernardo is an special type of Chad, they commonly inhabit spaces close to alcohol distribution centers hunting for their next prey. Bernardos have developed an special talent to lower their targets defenses consisting on improvised comedy upon their victims clothing style, work and academic background. one a Bernardo starts talking the prey is more or less doomed, if they are unlucky enough to belong to his desired age group, the possibility of leaving pregnant is sky high.
never, never, never allow a Bernardo sleep in your home, your life without kids will come to an end
never, never, never allow a Bernardo sleep in your home, your life without kids will come to an end
how the fuck did you get pregnant so fast?
I went to the liquor store for some beer and this funny guy comes in and then I remember nothing.
shit girl, you should check ID before start chatting, I bet you crossed a Bernardo
I went to the liquor store for some beer and this funny guy comes in and then I remember nothing.
shit girl, you should check ID before start chatting, I bet you crossed a Bernardo
by JujitsuParrot November 23, 2021