3 definitions by Juan Martinez

Alvaro is a sexy mexican with a big ass dick
I need me an Alvaro
by Juan Martinez March 14, 2017
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a gay minister that lives in hawaii and rapes people in the confessional. Then he takes them to the bathroom and takes huge ol' dump on their face.

Hence the name Laka-Laka Pooholydong
laka-laka a hawaiian term
poo- crap
holy- in this case it has to do with a church or minister..not God or angels
dong- penis
Bob Shlougashlong Weisenhower is a well known Laka-Laka Pooholydong in Oahu, Hawaii
so watch out church go-ers
by Juan Martinez August 31, 2007
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He has a small penis he lives in colorado
man Connor its small
by Juan Martinez September 16, 2014
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