39 definitions by Jtron 3000

Canandian Beltbuckle

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."

by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

Pillow Case

Fill one with door knobs or padlocks and you have yourself a nice weapon.

"Jack, go get my pillow case and the door knobs, daddy as to knock some sense into your mother."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Awesome My Possum

When one does a half-ass job shaving their genitals. (Usually Male.)

"My girlfriend said my shave job looked like a possum when she went down on me."

by Jtron 3000 September 11, 2003

Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Canadian Belt Buckle

When one puts his or her penis up at their waistline wear the head of the penis sticks out. Try it at parties.

"Dude, check it out, his sporting a Canadian Belt Buckle."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

Clitty Litter

Vaginal debris. Found in and around a women's underwear.

"Get the scoop, my girlfriend left some clitty litter in my hamper."

by Jtron 3000 September 22, 2005

Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 4, 2003