2 definitions by Jsjsbdhxjdbd
Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence
Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
by Jsjsbdhxjdbd February 14, 2017
Gyrlande is a a synonym for the word "salt". She won't hesitate to roast you and is very forthright. She tells the truth even if it hurts and is mean. This is why she is so salty. Also, she is the best athiest out there.
Person 1: Do you want some pepper on your food?
Person 2: No thank you, I prefer Gyrlande.
Person 1: Do you mean salt?
Person 2: What's the difference?
Person 2: No thank you, I prefer Gyrlande.
Person 1: Do you mean salt?
Person 2: What's the difference?
by Jsjsbdhxjdbd May 28, 2017