35 definitions by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Shadowed

When you like a girl yet she has feelings for another man, and you wil just love in his shadow

I am getting shadowed. I think I might just quit

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Die Soft

The opposite of die hard usually getting suffocated by a pillow

Don’t commit Die Soft with that pillow!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 20, 2019

Big summer blowout

When a girl cums in her pants so much it blows out of her underwear.

Hey why did you go home to change?
Let’s just say there was a big summer blowout

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Bimper

A strongheaded redneck, often very liberal

Jimmy has been a real bimper lately

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Meth Shed

A third party location where Meth is made, and stored, so it can not be traced to you

John: Hey man, you got the stuff right?
Joe: Yea, let me run out to the Meth Shed real quick!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Apple Dapple

When you eat to many apples and start to dapple

I couldn’t go to school because I had Apple Dapple

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 20, 2019