2 definitions by Jrodddr

Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

Uncontitable

Titties that cannot be contained by garments crafted by mere mortals.

Autumn’s boobs are uncontitable and they fell out of her top.

by Jrodddr October 8, 2022