Definitions by Jrodddr

Uncontitable

Titties that cannot be contained by garments crafted by mere mortals.

Autumn’s boobs are uncontitable and they fell out of her top.

Uncontitable by Jrodddr October 8, 2022

Two-Fronts War 

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

Two-Fronts War by Jrodddr September 28, 2018