2 definitions by JowlMaster
Lovely flabs of flesh carefully grown on the lower parts of one’s cheek. Master jowl crafters use Bowser Oil® to curate perfectly plump and radiant jowls, while some amateurs take the easy way out by getting jowl implants. Jowl masters join together annually in Jowlandia to celebrate their robust creations and flaunt not only their immense jowlage but also their cankles, sausage fingers, and dandruff!
by JowlMaster April 18, 2023
Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
by JowlMaster April 18, 2023