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3 definitions by Jow Blob

 
1.
The first of the three known stages of a human penis. Characterized by its shrucken and krinkled appearance. Also for the scrodom holding a very silly-putty-esque consistansy. This stage is achieved with no sexual arrousal.
Youngs boys have constant dingle, until their balls drop.
by Jow Blob September 12, 2007
 
2.
The second of the three known stages of a human penis. Suceeding the dingle, Dangle is the phase in which the penis grows a bit in girth and length and resembles a boiled ball park frank. It does not have enough strength to sustain its own weight, so it hangs diagonally and swings a little. This phase is achieved with increasing sexual stimulation.
Dude! I was totally feelin' on Sally's tits, and had a sweet progresive Dangle goin'. But then her Grandma walked in and I lost it.
by Jow Blob September 12, 2007
 
3.
The third and final stage of the three known stages of a human penis. This is the phase where the penis reaches its maximum potential and is fully engorged. This stage can be achieved when a man is fully sexually arroused and is ready to bone hoes. Some hints that one has reached this state are: swollen veins and a taut nutsack.
Elderly men must use Viagra to achieve dongle.
by Jow Blob September 12, 2007