1 definition by Jotes

DDM

-Doo Doo Man, also known as Malcolm, Mac, or Da Kid

-An extremely retarded black male that believes himself to be the shit.

Malcolm promised to dunk at Friday night's game, but he bitched out because he can barely touch the rim... Therefore, he is a DDM.

Damn, man, u is a muhfuckin DDM.

by Jotes February 28, 2008