Definitions by Josiah Van Dien

keep my dick hard 

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says

todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.

keep my dick hard by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010