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2 definitions by Joshua Meadows

 
1.
A heterosexual girl with a large affection and fascination for breasts, who does not identify as a lesbian.
"Stop posting about tits, you fauxsbian."
by Joshua Meadows February 19, 2008
 
2.
When two celebrities fist-fight, usually resulting in one getting their ass kicked.
"Woah did you hear how Will.I.Am celebashed Perez Hilton?"
by Joshua Meadows June 22, 2009