2 definitions by Joshiwan

Soft Cum

The art of cummingwhile floppy

Dude, I saw that video of Hugh Hackman and I didn't even have time to get erect, it was a soft cum

by Joshiwan March 12, 2017

kentucky fried cum

When you are fucking the blackest chick and you pull a drum stick out of the Colonels bucket and shove it up her vaginal bucket, making her scream and curse the Colonel's name as she splooshes onto that hunk of meat.

Dude, I'm not sure if Shaniqua will forgive me after I gave her a Kentucky fried cum. Still worth it.

by Joshiwan July 30, 2017