515 definitions by Josh

a wrinkle in her dollar

finding out a girlfriend or previous sexual partner has an STD.

I am scared because I found out my ladyfriend had a wrinkle in her dollar

by Josh October 20, 2004

xyut

Forbidden fruit. Treasure that no one can partake of. ie Tom boy

Is xyut a boy? or a girl?
... both?

Xyut's looking fine tonight...
OH NO YOU DIDNT!

by Josh October 5, 2004

Alacramatic

This word was made up not too long ago and hasn't had much of a chance to spread, but for the few who do know its meaning, it means:

Anything you want it to mean

That party we went to was "alicramatic"

Im no doing this anymore, its alacramatic

by Josh October 11, 2004

forehead

This girl at eppes middle school in greenville nc named racheal lowery
with a huge forehead and is balding

Guy1: yo us got a chrome dome
Racheal: leave me alone

by Josh August 11, 2004

buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face

i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle

by Josh February 9, 2005

marmite digger

someone who enjoyes eating feaces during sexual intercourse

that bitch i had last night was a serious marmite digger

by Josh January 2, 2004

hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 3, 2004