3 definitions by Joseph Muscarella

fujimana

1- any substance that one would view as gross, nasty or putrid.
2- a substance so horrible that if you got it on your hands you would possibly dry heave and vomit.

While I was unclogging the shower drain in my apartment I got some fujimana on my hands that looked and smelled so bad that it almost made me pass out.

by Joseph Muscarella March 3, 2009

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

big head red

the nasty headache that you get after a night of drinking a lot of red wine.

If you hear somebody complaining about feeling like crap after they admit to drinking many glasses of red wine on the previous evening. You would tell them that they have 'big head red.

by Joseph Muscarella March 2, 2009