2 definitions by Jorrrrrrr
by Jorrrrrrr May 16, 2018
A Mateus is a animal commonly found in big dumpsters with shit and expired milk in it. A Mateuses normal traits are sucking dick and fucking men in the ass. When you see a Mateus you should run away and say, “go fuck yourself,” it makes them literally fuck themselves in the ass while you escape.
O shit, that’s a big Mateus, we better run, “go fuck yourself,”.
Eww there’s a Mateus in this dumpster with shit in it.
Eww there’s a Mateus in this dumpster with shit in it.
by Jorrrrrrr May 15, 2018