2 definitions by Jorman Thode jr

Shizzle

When you walk into your house pull out your litter and burn your three hours of homework

Me: hi mom i’m Home.
Mom: do I smell smoke?
Me: no.
Drop your homework in the trash
Mom: are you pulling a shizzle

by Jorman Thode jr May 1, 2019

Bank account

When your parents take your birthday money and put it in your college bank account.

You Open up your birthday present and it’s a Check for 5,000 dollars

Baby Joe: yaaaaaaa! I can day so much stuff!
Dad: yonk!
Mom: that’s going in your bank account

Baby Joe falls back and f@!?ing dies

by Jorman Thode jr May 1, 2019