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25 definitions by Jordan Stevens

 
1.
The gang that needs to get along with the bloods.
Crips: FUCK THE SLOBS
Bloods: FUCK THE CRABS
Me: Cant we all just get along?!?!
Crips and Bloods: NIGGA FUCK YOU! *Both gangs proceed to shoot at me with 9mm's, .45's, Ingram MAC-10's, AK47's and other weapons*
*Crips and Bloods start shooting at each other afterwards*
by Jordan Stevens April 16, 2007
 
2.
The funnest system ever, but breaks down too much.
I love the xbox 360. Im on my third one in under two years!
by Jordan Stevens May 02, 2007
 
3.
The state where it can be a 70 degree, beautiful, sunny day on one day, and the very next can be a 45 degree rainy day. Also, it's almost impossible to find a job, due to the state being overrun by fucking idiots(Fuck you Granholm.). Other than that, Michigan is pretty sweet. It has the best sports teams - Tigers, Pistons, Red Wings, and - well, the Lions, yeah, they may suck, but we still love em.

Realistic info:
Largest city is Detroit. Capital is Lansing.

Other notable cities
Flint
Grand Rapids
Battle Creek
Troy
Westland
Wayne
Ypsilanti
Ann Arbor
Auburn Hills

and plenty more.
Day 1: damn, it's nice outside. let's go play some baseball.
Day 2: shit, it's rainy as hell... ain't that a bitch! plus i need to go find a job. Oh well. I'll just chill and watch the tigers kill the white sox, the pistons fuck up the bulls, and the red wings murder any team that comes in their way. Also I will watch the Lions job to any team.
Day 3: 100 degrees... fuck! plus Im goin to Detroit for the tigers game! better bring the spf 3000!

michigan > your state

by Jordan Stevens May 09, 2007
 
4.
mlb
Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.

Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:

back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.

now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.

*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*
MLB has good teams, but their rules are strict.
by Jordan Stevens May 01, 2007
 
5.
1. A kickass animal. Mario's homeboy.
2. To lick a girls pussy, with your long tongue, just like Yoshi's.
1. "Man, Yoshi is so sweet. He can kick ass, be your transportation, and do a bunch of other shit too!"
2. "Damn, check that girl out. I'd love to hit the Yoshi on her!" OR "Man, I wanna Yoshi her badly."
by Jordan Stevens September 13, 2007
 
6.
On April 16, 2007, at about 7:15am EST, the deadliest school shooting took place on Virginia Tech campus, as 32 innocent young lives were claimed. The killer, Seung-Hui Cho, also killed himself, increasing the casulties to 33. This massacre, in my opinion is the saddest thing to happen since September 11, 2001.

Rest In Peace, Virginia Tech victims.
We love you all.
When I turned on the news, and seen coverage of the Virginia Tech Massacre, I cried. Many young lives, who had promising futures, were taken.
by Jordan Stevens May 19, 2007
 
7.
1. To meet aggression with aggression. In other words, if someone is talking shit about you, you talk shit back, or do something worse, such as beating their ass. Or say, if someone shoots up your house, you shoot up theirs, or do something worse, maybe like blowing it up. Basically, it means to get back at someone for what they did to you.

2. The opening track on Ride the Lightning, Metallica's second studio album. It is a fast-paced song, and it includes a good guitar solo, just like most Metallica songs. The song talks about revenge, and how war could end the world. A very awesome song to say the least.
1. Marshall: Bro, Ray keeps talking shit about you.
Jordan: Yeah, I know. I'm about to Fight Fire with Fire.
Marshall: And how are you gonna do that?
Jordan: By kicking his ass.

or

Marlon: Jamal, man, them boys just shot up Lisa's house!
Jamal: Dog, we gotta Fight Fire with Fire.
Marlon: Yeah, we should blow their shit up.

2. Chris: Hey, Frank, you ever hear Fight Fire with Fire by Metallica?
Frank: Hell yeah, that song is amazing!
Chris: Yeah, I know. I hear it's hard to play on a guitar.
Frank: You think? Just listen to it!
by Jordan Stevens March 15, 2008