21 definitions by Jonson McNally

When your having sex with someone and you don’t know who it is until after and it turns out to be your dad.
Me: let’s do this more often😏
Fuck tit
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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When you get controlled by some random ugly bitch named Auden
Ahhh I’m being mind controlled by an ugly bitch
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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When you are taking a shut and you let a huge one rip and It’s so huge it blasts you through the roof onto a car which you poop on
Me: lalala I’m taking a shot
Also me: ahhhhhh I’m flying threw the roof and onto a care because I let a huge one rip

Damn Jerome syndrome
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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Black dicks will always be bigger that white dicks exept for maybe my dads. I only know what his looks like because he rapes me daily. It feels good not gonna lie
Black people: we have the biggest black dicks

My dad: hold my beer
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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