4 definitions by Jonny and Steve

batty rattler

A gigantic arse intruding dildo, nothing like you have ever seen. The only thing that matches the length of this beast is it's girth! It's what can only be described as a arse destroyer. Only the most accomplished and experienced can even attempt the task of conquering the batty rattler!

No didlo has been a challenge for me, bring on the batty rattler!

by Jonny and Steve August 30, 2018

Wolf clap

The noise generated from the clapping of the palm to the back of the hand. The Wolf clap is a mating call of sorts. If you hear the wolf clap you should get the hell out. The Wolf clap may also be accompanied by such words as "I'd fuck you boy!" whilst eye contact is maintained. Hearing the wolf clap is synonymous with imminent unwanted penetration from the one they call the wolf.

Fear built as the wolf clap echoed, coming closer and closer. The clap sounded and the victim knew penetration was immanent.

by Jonny and Steve July 4, 2018

Sausage supper

Aka a saveloy supper. A sausage supper is sucking on a penis in the evening time.

"Hey Harry, it's Johnny. Do you fancy coming round mine a Steve's for a spot of supper this evening?"

(Harry) "Is it a sausage supper?"
(Johnny) "Of course, it goes without saying!"
(Harry) "I'm on my way"

by Jonny and Steve August 9, 2018

Sausage supper

Aka a saveloy supper. A sausage supper is sucking on a penis in the evening time.

"Hey Harry, it's Johnny. Do you fancy coming round mine a Steve's for a spot of supper this evening?"

(Harry) "Is it a sausage supper?"
(Johnny) "Of course, it goes without saying!"
(Harry) "I'm on my way"

by Jonny and Steve August 9, 2018