1 definition by Jonkejens
A Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is a creature known to apear In the mountains in northern Sweeden. Despite her petite body, she is an amazing guarding dog. She can bite and run backwards very fast. She is also very good at making dinner, but be aware that you may find pinecones in your porridge. This is a sign that you've been accepted to their tribe because Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's confuses pine cones for being their offspring. So if you receive a pine cone from your pet Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt they have accepted you to be their baby's father (despite your gender you are assigned the father role). Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's are always sweet and will bring you a lot of joy. You should know, before you tame one, that she can't control her bladder so she must wear a super soft ultra absobent daiper at all times.
Oh no i forgot to put a diaper on my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt
My Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt gave me a pine cone!
Oh damn there she goes, my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is chasing the mailman again.
My Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt gave me a pine cone!
Oh damn there she goes, my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is chasing the mailman again.
by Jonkejens January 19, 2022