10 definitions by Jonjo

Jesus

Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).

Jesus:be nice to others.

by Jonjo January 16, 2005

undernine

Slang word for hash(look at your mobile phone).

have you got any undernine?

by Jonjo January 9, 2005

cats

A man(among others)to whom all your base are belong

Cats:All your base are belong to us

by Jonjo January 16, 2005

the red steckled elbermung

An animal invented by Strong Bad in the email"Animal."

Um… how about… the red steckled elbermung?

by Jonjo December 29, 2005

matrix-O's

The cereal you can eat even though there is no spoon

Matrix-O's crap up your system even though they don't exist. That's some achievement.

by Jonjo February 26, 2005

L337

A language invented on the internet which puts numbers and symbols in the place of letters.

_L337 guide_
A=4
B=B
C=( or c
D=|)
E=3
F=Ph
G=6
H=(-)
I=1
J=j
K=K
L=!
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=Ø or 0
P=P
Q=Q
R=r
S=$ or 5
T=7 or +
U=()
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=xx
Y=¥
Z=Z

_Additional notes_
1.In L337,abbreviations are commonly used although they are not part of L337$p33k(These do not become symbols).
2.Any word ending in "ck" becomes "xxØr" in L337.
3.Certain words are also unique to L337 e.g.73(-)(the) and /\/\3(-)(my)

Sentence in L337:
\/\/(-)3r3 1$ 73(-) |)ØØr???

Examples of additional notes:
1.O.M.F.G. ZØ/\/\b13$!!!
2.73(-) $733/\/\ RØxxØrz.
3.73(-) dØØd Pwn3d /\/\3(-) Ph4(3.

by Jonjo December 15, 2004

Wizard's Brew

Expression from Chris Fox's "Wizard's Brew."
Means a cock-up, or unholy mess. The name comes from a traditional beverage made by wizards. The recipe is secret, but is believed to involve raw alcohol, Sulphur and old potato peelings

This is a right wizard's brew,Huw

by Jonjo March 27, 2005