Definitions by Jonc Dixie

Jangleweb 

Noun. A contraption made of PVC piping created for its suction power, with the purpose of drinking alcoholic beverages at lightning fast speeds.

"Dude, bro, I was like drinkin' from this enormous piece of pipe."
"Oh, bro, you were probably drillin' jangleweb."

Jangleweb by Jonc Dixie February 27, 2008

undersweege 

To not yet have reached the desired level of something interpreted in context.

"Hey man, have you hooked up with that one emo bitch yet?"
"No man, I'm underpoosed and undersweeged."

undersweege by Jonc Dixie February 26, 2008