Jonah Rowley's definitions

halloween

A weird holiday that wizard-type dudes invented hundreds of years ago. It used to have some meaning, but now it's just about extortion and Unicef. Good way to get candy, though!

"Alright, boys, it's Halloween night. What're we gonna do?"

by Jonah Rowley November 6, 2004

on

What happens when someone dances at you, and you dance back.

"It's on!"
"No, it's not on."
"Oh, it's on!"

by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004

Earth

A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.

Greenhouse gasses, global warming, polar melting, nuclear radiation.

by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004

Strong Mad

A character on homestarrunner.com. He is a wrestler, weighs around a million pounds, and can't talk quietly. He is brothers with Strong Bad and Strong Sad.

"E-Commerce!! E-Business!!!"
"I can be the quietest mouse!! I live in the quietest house!!!"

by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004

man, are we screwed

What will happen if we keep slowly destroying the Earth.

"Global warming, greenhouse gasses and pollution are destroying the Earth!"
"Man, are we screwed."

by Jonah Rowley November 14, 2004