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HLP

HLP stand for Her Loss Program in a masculine sense. An individual automatically falls into the HLP regime due to a recent break-up, a cheating wife, or some other significant life change involving a woman.

"Bro, you just chugged a 4loko and maxed your bench press, that's HLP as fuck."

by JonApple October 19, 2023