Definitions by Jon Opium

Emmy Rossum 

A great actress, also is extremley hot.

Emmy Rossum is hot. Loved to fuck her

Emmy Rossum by Jon Opium October 17, 2006

Giant Douche 

The usual choice between 2 canidates in a election or chose a turd sandwich.

So who are you gonna vote fpr a giant douche, or turd sandwich?

Giant Douche by Jon Opium October 16, 2006

oklahoma 

a state I have never been to so no cooment on that but the musical sucks ass.

Oklahoma is a terrrble gay ass play

oklahoma by Jon Opium October 11, 2006

Dick Morris 

Clintons former speech writer, also conservative nut job. Really has had it out for clinton ever since he was fired by clinton, after being found with a hooker. 2 years later clinton would be found in a similar position

Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.

Man Dick Morris must really have it in for clinton. Well we all want to hurt our ex boss.

Dick Morris by Jon Opium October 7, 2006

Christian Patriot 

AKA Terrorists. Believe that "Zionist control everything", and that taxes are wrong, (well throw the patriot part out there), And the country should be a theocarcy

Christian patriots are hadly patriots at all

Christian Patriot by Jon Opium October 7, 2006