1 definition by Jon Nowak
A grocery store chain in the Midwest that would rather pay their worthless department managers six figure salaries, purchase huge amounts of TV ad time and sell its customers rotten meat and produce at full price than allow its customers to use credit cards, sell fresh food or make the slightest effort to run an honest business.
Person 1: The nasty ground chuck I bought at Woodman's made me sick.
Person 2: You should have gone to Jewel like a civilized human being.
Person 2: You should have gone to Jewel like a civilized human being.
by Jon Nowak November 2, 2013