Jon Ace's definitions

bait-match

A "wrestling" match that the WWE uses to get people to watch their shows.

The Cena/K-Fed match on New Year's Day 2007 was a bait-match! What shit!

by Jon Ace January 3, 2007

ʘ‿ʘ

An emoticon denoting a look of approval.

Antonymous to the look of disapproval (ಠ_ಠ).

Person A: I find myself wishing there was a Look of Approval...

Person B: But there is! ʘ‿ʘ

by Jon Ace September 15, 2010

being Lin

Showing abilities that were you were not expected to have.

Based off the previously unexpected and unknown ability of NBA player Jeremy Lin.

Can also be used in the phrase "be Lin".

Person A does the unexpected.

Person B to Person A: "You're being Lin!"

by Jon Ace April 10, 2012

Prom King

The male version of the Prom Queen. Usually a Guido or jock with the occasional "nice guy".

My chances for being voted as Prom King are slim to none, but there's hope, right? RIGHT?!

by Jon Ace March 19, 2007

Velvet rope policy

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.

Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...

by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

( | )

An emoticon for a pussy or a very small ass.

Person A: I like to lick ( | ).

Person B: You like to lick ass?

Person A: No, pussy. You're close though.

by Jon Ace January 3, 2007

Mall Walk

The act of walking slowly, as if you were in a mall.

I hate it when I'm in a rush and these people got their mall walk on.

by Jon Ace January 16, 2006