Jon's definitions

Holy fuck-sticks

Used to express excitment

*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111

by Jon December 27, 2004

sh!t

Shit. USed with an exclamation mark in place of an I.

Holy sh!t
This sh!t sucks

by Jon November 30, 2003

Privi'ed

Short for Privileged or privledge.

"we were not privi'ed to that information"

by Jon May 13, 2005

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh

1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.

by Jon April 2, 2005

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.

The section below your balls thats all hairy

by Jon March 18, 2003

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.

"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."

by jon April 8, 2004