Jon's definitions

cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

by jon June 19, 2005

Homer Seckshwul

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

by Jon December 22, 2004

twerp

A younger kid that is an annoying pest.

That twerp just stole my sandwich!

by Jon November 10, 2004

vaginal pancake

semen saturated floppy twat

smells like your sister is making vaginal pancakes in the bathroom.

by jon September 10, 2003

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh

1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.

by Jon April 2, 2005

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.

The section below your balls thats all hairy

by Jon March 18, 2003