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fucking champ

"Dude, this burrito is so fucking champ."
by Jon February 17, 2004
mugGet the fucking champmug.

fingercuff

The act in which a girl, usually a slut, has one Cock in her mouth and another in her vag.
When we were fingercuffing that bitch Leor hit her from behind so hard my whole 3 inch cock was forced into her mouth and she hurled all over the place.

Watch Chasing Amy and you can see that chick get finger cuffed. Well they talk about it atleast.
by Jon December 7, 2003
mugGet the fingercuffmug.

swiss

i got hella swiss last night at 7-11.
by jon February 1, 2004
mugGet the swissmug.

shight

the wussies way of saying shit because they do not want to get in trouble form higher authorities (ex. parents, teachers)
shight this mark is bad!
by jon November 27, 2003
mugGet the shightmug.

swipples

Like swass but with nipples! AKA sweaty nipples!
Dude, look! That chick over there has swipples! Gnarly!
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the swipplesmug.

halo

1)An exallent fps for the x box. Anyone that says this game sucks isn't a true gamer, a true gamer would realize you can't put down halo just because you dont like fps's or you just play half life.
2)Counstructed by The Forruner it is a giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted a long with many other halos as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Halo was not built to house the parasite noobs,play the game. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown
Halo pwns and Half Life pwns, so does Counterstrike and Unreal Tournement, the only problem being is you have hackers in all those games but Halo.
by Jon May 5, 2005
mugGet the halomug.

Cincinnati

A bad choice of record usually played by whack Dj's, see also Miami
This shit's seriously Cincinnati!
by Jon November 15, 2003
mugGet the Cincinnatimug.

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