Jon's definitions

Shwing

To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner

Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?

Me: Lets just say, SHWING!

by Jon March 10, 2003

Peace

To love eachother and not fight or argue with others.

All I want is peace in the middle east...and a blowjob.

by Jon September 9, 2003

Zoso

a great name for a dog.

like in : ruff ruff im zoso j. puppers.

by jon March 21, 2004

god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

by Jon December 26, 2003

quurr

Blacker way to say "queer"

Mike:"I like men"
Jon:"That's cause you are a quurr"

by Jon August 2, 2004

Avatar

A physical manifestation in human form of a Hindu Diety.

Ancient Hindu diety Vishnu was preserved by practicing an avatar.

by Jon December 2, 2004

grappa

Clear Italian rocket fuel. Made from the bits of grape vine that can't be used for making wine. Lethal in large doses.

It was a 4 grappa evening. I didn't see the next morning.

by Jon January 17, 2004