Jon's definitions

skreets

n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.

Guy 1: Yo mang, where'd you get your crack pipe?
Guy 2: From da skreets, mutha fucka.

by Jon January 6, 2004

texties

Short pieces of text, usually found on a website.

"This site is down"
"Leave the peas"

by Jon January 19, 2005

bollocks

n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.

1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."

by Jon January 19, 2004

GOP

A group of idiots, bent on taking over the world.

1. Grand Old Party (Yeah right)
2. Geezers Of Power
3. Goodness Opposition Party
4. Group Of Peckers

Newscaster: "In other news today, the last remaining GOP party members and voters were exterminated today like the bugs and rates they are"

by Jon March 14, 2005

up the ass

the best form of batty sex

serge was poundin on his boy friends ass

by jon July 21, 2003

electric boner

A boner so large it leaves you in shock.

OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.

Jon is my electric boner.

by Jon November 20, 2003

threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes

trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)

by Jon February 22, 2005