Jon's definitions

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh

1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.

by Jon April 2, 2005

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005

enis

a fat kid from northern new jersey who smokes a lot of marijuana.

"yo enis, you got the herb?"

by Jon June 4, 2004

vaginal pancake

semen saturated floppy twat

smells like your sister is making vaginal pancakes in the bathroom.

by jon September 10, 2003

beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.

Addition: This definition of beer pong is technicaally Beirut, but the orginal version of beer pong is so widely unplayed that the name is now a synonym for Beirut, especially in the South and at public universities.

Abbie has a beer pong addiction, and we may have to intervene.

by Jon June 3, 2005

Grand Central

An anomaly to me. It doesn't make sense. It is the largest train station in the world. It's one of the most gorgeous pieces of architect work and artwork in American history. It is a piece of art to walk through there. Yet it is only served by Metro-North Commuter Rail Road, the second largest commuter railroad in the nation. The first, Long Island Railroad, and not far behind New Jersey Transit, AND Amtrak ALL THREE operate out of Penn Station, a tiny basement under Madison Square Garden. Half of the tracks at Grand Central are empty. Why Amtrak was taken out of Grand Central is beyond me. The only reason Long Island Railroad and NJT aren't in there is because all tracks point north.

Grand Central has Metro-North Commuter Railroad, Subways (4)(5)(6)(7)(S), and lots and lots of shopping and food courts.

by Jon June 18, 2004

Makes Bank

A term for someone or somthing making lots of money in a short period of time.

Doug Said"iDNS makes bank"
This mean iDNS has made alot of money in a short period of time.

by Jon February 15, 2005