Jon's definitions

bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.

Persistance breaks the bitch shield.

by Jon May 13, 2005

coozie

A beer holder that keeps your beer cold. An insulated wrap that holds a can of beer. Usually made of Neophrene or styrophome
(Must be a Southern term)

Do you havw a coozie for my beer?

by jon December 11, 2003

resphidiouso

a resphidiouso is someone with the last name curtis and is pro at just about everything they do. this person is more pro than any of the other pros though so he can not be fucked with. often times this person drives a blue 88 dodge caravan.

damn that bitch is such a resphidiouso

by jon April 8, 2004

bitchfit

When a bitch goes crazy on something or someone

Oh man she's trippin wit another bitchfit.

by Jon August 5, 2004

capcom

Once innovative video game company who attracted people to amusement arcades long before the fighting franchises began, with games like: Commando, Ghosts'n'Goblins, Strider, Black Tiger, Mercs, Mega Twins, Vulgus, Willow, Three Wonders, 1942 and Mega Man. Then suddenly and inexplicably ceased to be innovative in 1991 with everything since Street Fighter II.

Capcom.. What went wrong?

by Jon January 13, 2004

comfartable

Providing physical comfort to the point of disregarding normaly accepted social behavior.

Free from all stress or anxiety; at complete ease: Producing feelings of ease or security.

A comfartable evening at home gasing out your girlfriend or close friends.

by Jon May 7, 2005

Ribidib

Mythical creature. Descendant of the "Eslinge". Ribidibs look like humans, they can be identified by their preferences for singing, dancing, music, sometimes scurrile behaviour and absurd fantasy. They have an affectation for swampland, reed and lakes.

Ein Ribidib am Ufer sass, jaja so war das.

by Jon October 29, 2003