31 definitions by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit

Google

The most common search engine, made in 1998.

Guy 1: Hey, when did Abraham Lincoln die?

Guy 2: I don't know. Let me Google that.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 4, 2020

Gif

A video about 10 or fewer seconds that repeats and has no sound.

This is an example of a gif :

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Lamp

A device used to light up and area of a room in your house.

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by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 3, 2020

Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do

When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.

I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020

Mug

When someone approaches you on the street and threatens to hurt you if you don't give them something they want, usually money. I bet you thought I was going to say a thing you usually drink coffee from, but nope!

ASDF guy 1: You're gettin' mugged kid!

ASDF guy 2: No, you're getting mugged!

ASDF guy 1: *drops gun* Ayeouh, how does that even work!?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Sam

A guy who is very quirky, but friendly. A guy who can win any girls heart, just by his humour. He might not always look the best, but his the best, on the inside. The girl version of Sam is a heartless creature who will eat your soul if you're not careful. Also a character from the show, Sam and Cat, which is in the gif.

Girl: I'd really like to have a Sam as a boyfriend.
Guy: I would definitely not have Sam as a girlfriend! Ugh!
(Disclaimer: I don't actually think this about girls named Sam/Samantha. This post is meant as a joke except for the part about the guy.)

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 4, 2020