Jojwjwjejej's definitions

plenty of time

Acronym for pot, sometimes used as a code word when asking people if they have any herb.

Bob: Do you have any time?

Frank: Yeah, I have plenty of time.

by Jojwjwjejej December 25, 2013

hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 27, 2013

plates

Short for license plates

Don't drive my car, I don't have any plates on it yet.

by Jojwjwjejej December 29, 2013

feed em beans

It means to lie and tell a bunch of bullshit to someone. Usually done around narks, snitches, dama hoes, and cops.

Michelle and her friends wanted to know why Bob owed me money, so instead of saying fuck off, I was polite and feed em beans.

by Jojwjwjejej December 29, 2013

nigger lovers pizza

Pizza with the crust made out of cornbread, for sauce they usually use grape jelly, and for cheese they use spoiled milk. Some toppings include fish guts, fried chicken, watermelon, and lubriderm. Usually sold at pizza Hut.

I need some nigger lovers pizza to go with my purple drank.

by Jojwjwjejej December 30, 2013

Jeff bilbrey

When you think you're going to fart but you shit and eat it.

I walked out the door and pulled a Jeff bilbrey cause I was late for work and didn't have enough time to change

by Jojwjwjejej August 30, 2018

john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019