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1 definition by Jojobah

 
1.
To be completely and utterly drunk and stoned. (This may also apply to being only very drunk.)
"Load a bowl and pass me a beer, I'm going to get ranked."
"I'm so fucking ranked!"
Though Tom likes his beer, he always needs to smoke a few bowls to get ranked.
by Jojobah November 18, 2007
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