2 definitions by Joint Roller 04’

When your girlfriend breaks up with you so she can fuck other guys, but fails miserably and gets back with you. same concept as having a shitty life, attempting murder, then living in prison.
"Bro, I told you she is just gonna attempted murder you"
"But her eyes are so pretty"
"SHE'S FAT NOW BRO, MOVE ON."
by Joint Roller 04’ July 11, 2018
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The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale
Stop rolling whale joints or let me roll dude
by Joint Roller 04’ November 16, 2017
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