A Cadillac Escalade. Synonym: Bush-mobile. So named because it is ugly and useless, like a grotesquely obese woman, and an expensive, absurd waste that costs the user up to a thousand dollars a day, like heroin.
When I drive my Mom's Scag to the gas station every day, all the girls in 11th grade think I am a playa. I am sure that is why they laugh and point when they see me.