24 definitions by Johnston McKenzie

(Noun) News that's not new.
Weekend news was a schnews.

After dinner i'll check the news even though it's probably a shnews.
by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023
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When you can't get out of bed because you're visited by a dove.
by Johnston McKenzie May 6, 2023
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A suspected unhealthy meal. Use glarp to describe food of low quality ingredients.
by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023
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Use when it's rainin.
Shrainin.
by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023
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When referring to space as a volume requirement, while deep down actually meaning the homonym (outer) space, or voluminous space in all aspects.
During the president's speech on pandemic social distancing, spaze was mentioned more than once.
by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023
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